The Marketing Guy’s Worst Nightmare

I'm imagining being the marketing guy at Microsoft charged with increasing the amount of time a user spends on their computer each day, lets call it Director of PCMPD (PC Minutes per Day). Being Microsoft, I probably have a staff member for each segment - 6-10 years old, 11-15, 16-19, 20-29, 30-39, etc....plus a dotted line over to the enterprise P…