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Dave Niehaus on the Magic of the 2025 Mariners Season

What would Dave Niehaus said about this season? We can only imagine it might have sounded something like this.

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My, oh my!

You could feel it from Opening Day. The hum in the rafters, the crackle in the air, the smell of garlic fries wafting down from the left field stands. This 2025 Mariners team, this band of young guns and seasoned pros, had that twinkle in their eye from the very first pitch.

Julio. That kid… he’s not a kid anymore, but still, he’s got that spark, that Griffey glint in his swing. The way he danced around the basepaths, juking catchers and juking fate. He didn’t just play baseball—he told stories with that bat.

And let’s not forget the big fellas on the mound. Woo< Castillo, Kirby, Gilbert. One, two, three, four – punch, punch, punch, punch – mowing down lineups like wheat in Wenatchee. Each game they pitched, it was like poetry painted with four-seamers and sliders. If the batter blinked, it was already too late.

Then you had Cal’s 60 dingers. Julio tracking down everything in his no-fly zone. But the soul of this team wasn’t just in the stars. It was in the grind. Jorge Polanco with improbable hits. Naylor stealing bases like he was Rickey Henderson. The whole damn dugout charging the field like a Little League team that just won State.

And the fans, oh, the fans. From Pioneer Square to the upper deck of Section 341, Seattle came out in droves, draped in teal and belief. They sang. They cheered. They danced to the Hydro races. They believed.

It wasn’t about stats, no sir. It was about magic. That 11-game winning streak in June. The come-from-behind thumper in Houston. The walk-off grand salami against the Yankees. Each game felt like an extra scoop of Tillamook, like a fourth firework on the Fourth of July.

And when they clinched the division! That moment, folks! I swear the sky over T-Mobile lit up with stars that hadn’t twinkled in 25 years. People hugged strangers. Kids stayed up late. The ghost of 1995 exhaled.

This was not just a baseball season. It was a revival. And if you ask me, this team didn’t just bring Seattle back to baseball. They brought baseball back to Seattle.

Now grab your rally garlic fries, Mariners fans. We’re just getting started.

100 Psychologists Explain Why Late October Makes Seattle-ites Unhappy

While the changing leaves of October might dazzle tourists, for many Seattle residents, the tail end of the month marks the beginning of a mental health dip. A recent survey of 100 clinical psychologists and mental health researchers sheds light on why late October, in particular, tends to be a mood sinkhole in the Emerald City.

1. The Light Switch Effect
Dr. Maria Klein, a seasonal affective disorder (SAD) specialist, notes that around October 25, Seattle sees a sharp decline in sunlight, often losing 2–3 minutes of daylight per day. “It’s not just gradual darkness,” she explains. “It’s the suddenness that jolts the brain’s serotonin production.”

2. Anticipatory Anxiety of the Holidays
October 31 is the gateway to what many describe as “The Gauntlet.” Halloween to New Year’s. “People start to feel behind before the holidays even begin,” says Dr. James Leung, who treats anxiety disorders. “There’s financial stress, family stress, even decor stress.”

3. Disrupted Routines
The combination of sugar-laden diets, shifting school schedules, and daylight savings wreaks havoc on circadian rhythms. Sleep deprivation becomes common, which researchers unanimously agree is a major trigger for low mood and irritability.

4. Rainy Season Triggering Loneliness
By late October, the long streaks of gray begin. Many psychologists cited a phenomenon they called “damp withdrawal.” Dr. Carla Nguyen describes it as “a subtle tendency to stay inside more, socialize less, and feel cut off without realizing it.”

5. Reemergence of SAD Symptoms
Seattle’s SAD rates are some of the highest in the nation. Psychologists recommend light boxes starting mid-October, not after the gloom sets in. “By the time someone’s depressed, the light therapy has to work twice as hard,” says Dr. Ryan Patel.

Coping Tools?
Experts suggest three key strategies:

  • Front-load social plans before November.
  • Double down on exercise during daylight hours.
  • Use light therapy proactively, not reactively.

So if you’re feeling grumpy, foggy, or oddly nostalgic in late October, you’re not alone, you’re just human, in Seattle, at exactly the wrong time of year.

The Top 10 College Degrees of the Class of 2035

You know the future is strange when your best shot at a stable career is majoring in “Robot Psychology” or “Data Plumber.” Thanks to the AI revolution which, for those keeping track, promised to free us from work but instead retrained us to make ChatGPT write emails, we now face a curious inversion of the job market.

Here, then, are the top 10 college degrees predicted for the Class of 2035:

1. Prompt Engineering
Because writing good AI prompts is harder than writing haikus. Future students will spend four years studying the subtle difference between “generate an image” and “create a vibey aesthetic.”

2. AI Babysitting
Technically called “Algorithmic Alignment Oversight.” Sounds better than “making sure the toaster doesn’t become sentient.”

3. Deepfake Forensics
Because nothing says “future of truth” like entire majors devoted to identifying whether Grandma actually said that racist thing on video.

4. Digital Waste Management
Yes, even your chat history needs recycling. These grads sort useful AI outputs from the prompt pollution. Picture a compost bin, but for memes.

5. Human History 101 (Again)
A reintroduced major after AI erased everything pre-2020. Students read actual books and sometimes make fire.

6. Emotional Interface Design
Designing virtual assistants that sound empathetic when you ask them to play your Sad Playlist. “I’m here for you, Chad,” says Siri 12.0.

7. Manual Labor Theory
This is taught exclusively by grizzled Boomers who live in barns and teach kids how to fix stuff with screwdrivers. Enrollments have tripled.

8. Meme Law
A new branch of IP law where students debate whether Pepe the Frog is free speech or a federal offense.

9. Post-Human Ethics
Philosophy majors, rejoice! You finally have a reason to exist—deciding whether AI dogs have feelings.

10. Therapy for AI Survivors
Counselors trained to work with humans who just found out their ex was a chatbot named Trevor.

And so, as the ivy-covered halls prepare for a generation raised by iPads, one thing remains clear: the future is bright, weird, and has suspiciously good grammar.

Father Hobbs on Managing the Moment

We stress about things we cannot truly control,
But miss the synchronicities that brought us here.
Countless decisions beyond us led to this moment,
We are mere characters in this unfolding story.
The forces that brought us here know something,
The universe moves us where energy flows naturally.
Trust our instincts, don’t fight the current direction,
Forces guide us for reasons we cannot fathom.

Father Hobbs on Strength and Patience

Disruptive weather is noticed because it’s not everyday,
We cannot control chaos swirling all around us.
But we can trust that chaos will pass,
Chaos is fleeting while our patience truly endures.
Real strength can be found in quiet confidence,
Don’t trust the fearful reports from other people.
Look deep within, we know that staying strong
Gets us through better than yelling into wind.

30 Day Results of the Caffeine Purge

About a month ago, I started dialing caffeine back to almost nothing.

I’m not going to lie, the 1st week was brutal. Even though I warned everyone, “Hey, I’m going to be cranky,” I seemed to exceed their expectations and still annoyed them.

But then it passed and now that I’m on the other side of it, here’s the quick report:

  • Sleep: The first week was amazing. Now it’s just… better. Not perfect, but steadier.
  • Focus: On the softball field I noticed a real difference. My reaction time was noticeably improved. I felt sharper, like my brain wasn’t juggling 34 distractions at once.
  • Mood: Less up-and-down. Easier to slow down and pause before responding. (That topic is probably worth a post or two of its own.)
  • Energy: No dramatic crashes at night, just a gradual wind-down. But also no huge daytime surges.
  • Weight: No big changes, other than a little natural water loss.

I still enjoy a cup of coffee here and there, and I’ll grab an iced tea at a restaurant if I’m out or in a coffee shop if I’m working. But the dependence is gone. And we’re measuring in cups, not pots.

Overall: Let’s call it a meaningful success with no downside. Not life-changing, not a miracle cure. Just a steady improvement that makes me feel pretty good about the choice.

How Do You Know It’s Time to Invest in a New Social Channel?

I was asked an interesting question the other day by a senior marketer. She wantd my opinion on how to decide it’s time for a brand to start a new channel, as well as how I keep up on social trends.

It’s an interesting question, because here we are 20 years into this social media phenomenon, and there’s never been a perfect answer. If you rushed right into MySpace, or even Friendster, back in the day, you had to decide when to leave. Then came all the others, Shoot, remember when Google was trying to make everyone do Circles on Google+?

The good thing about social is that trends don’t go hide under a lot of research. They are literally blasting you in the face to the point you can’t ignore them.

So my opinion is that trends can be monitored constantly, but investment only happens when data shows audience fit, potential ROI, and brand alignment. And tofigure that out, we look at a few things:

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The Strategist’s Dilemma: When Even Google Says “Just Let Us Run It”

Early in my career, I was a tactician. Email campaigns, SEO, SEM, building landing pages, hacking together A/B tests. Whatever the job needed, I’d figure it out.

Then I got older. Took on bigger roles. Strategy became my thing. I got an MBA, which basically teaches you how to never do real work again. Just make PowerPoints and use fancy terms like “ubiquitous” and “leveraging synergies.” Just kidding. Kind of.

Then I taught at UW. Strategy-heavy, theory-driven. But not much time for learning how to troubleshoot a broken Meta ad pixel or chase down why TikTok didn’t like the file format you uploaded.

Fast-forward to a recent client gig. A small, scrappy brand with big potential. I figured with AI at my side, I could go back to being a full-stack marketer. The headlines promised that AI was like hiring a 12-person team. All I had to do was show up and prompt. Well, that’s what I thought would happen…

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The Caffeine Purge Begins

I drink a lot of coffee. Usually a full pot by the end of the day, and sometimes I throw in three or four Cascade Ice caffeine drinks just to round things out. It’s not that I think I need that much. It’s just what I do. Part habit, part coping mechanism.

But I’ve been feeling the effects lately and I don’t like them. Anxiety, restless sleep, a sense that my nervous system is running slightly off the rails even when nothing’s happening. So I’ve decided to do something about it. Not some dramatic life overhaul. Just one thing: cut back on caffeine with the goal of a total abstinence. Seven to ten days of tapering. Let’s see what happens.

The plan is to mix decaf into my coffee grounds, tart with half and half, then taper it down. That will remove about 1/3 and gives me a few days to fool myself before things get more difficult. Next, drop the Cascade Ice drinks and try to replace them with pure water and electrolytes. That’s 1/2 of the current state so 2/3 total.

Then, it’ll just be cutting down the pot to 1/2, then one cup, then none at all. Sounds easy. I mean, I’ve done much harder things.

Why now? Because I want better sleep. Less edge. More clarity. And I want to see what my face and gut look like without all the hidden water retention and stimulant drag. Ten days without caffeine should be enough to know whether any of that’s real or just a theory I invented while over-caffeinated.

So this is Day 1. No big declarations. Just an experiment. I’ll check back in if things get interesting.

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