If you don’t spend any time reading publications out of England, you really are robbing yourself of visceral candy.  Besides providing a more global perspective of current events, and poetically explaining why Americans are generally a bunch of wankers, every once in a while you get an outstanding little gem like this.

I mean, if you can’t get excited by reading about a 15 pound boby-builder, I don’t know what you are reading the paper for.